Jane: 1. no its not a good idea to say wow hunny u almost as good in bed as my x
Jane: 2. no its not cute when u pluck a hair from her ass and say ohhhhhhh look what i found
Jane: 3a. no we dont think its cute when u try to catch a fart in u hand and say smell this
Jane: 3b.that goes for pull my finger
Jane: 4. squeezing u man boobs together and saying look hunny mine are bigger then yours is not sexy or amusing
Jane: 5. walking around the dark room and intentionally making u hard on bounce up and down while wearing a glow in the dark condom is funny to watch live with it when we laugh
Jane: 6. no sucking u gut in does not make u dick look bigger
Jane: 7. if u going to measure u dick no u dont start with the measuring tape at u ass hole
Jane: 8. naming our boobs after the two girls u were doing before us is a BIG no no
Jane: 9a. picking lint off u nuts and putting it on us is not cute
Jane: 9b. ^^^^ includes lint from u belly button and screaming wow huh look how big this piece is
Jane: 10. yes showering together is sexy so is soaping each other up and down but saying hun make sure u get the crack of my ass really good <== bad idea
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