I swear .. some people never cease to amaze me *smh* .. i mean really truly never cease to amaze me.....
Rrobert60014 [1:48 A.M.]: lol
HypsAprilicious [1:50 A.M.]: you wouldn't be "lol'ng" .. if it happened Rrobert60014 [1:51 A.M.]: smashing my balls is a fantasy i like being kicke din them
HypsAprilicious [1:53 A.M.]: dropped on your head much as a child Rrobert60014 [1:53 A.M.]: um no
HypsAprilicious [1:54 A.M.]: so why the fetish of being kicked in the balls? Rrobert60014 [1:54 A.M.]: sorry i offended u
Rrobert60014 [1:55 A.M.]: i dont know whyRrobert60014 [1:55 A.M.]: but it gets me hard as diamonds
HypsAprilicious [1:55 A.M.]: any other fetishes?
HypsAprilicious [1:55 A.M.]: wearing women's panties
HypsAprilicious [1:55 A.M.]: wearing heels?
Rrobert60014 [1:56 A.M.]: nope
HypsAprilicious [1:56 A.M.]: interesting
HypsAprilicious [1:56 A.M.]: So, what brought on the smooshed balls, fetish? Rrobert60014 [1:57 A.M.]: ever since i wasa kid
HypsAprilicious [1:57 A.M.]: well i didnt' think it happened overnight HypsAprilicious [1:57 A.M.]: fall on the bar of your bike too many times as a child ? Rrobert60014 [1:58 A.M.]: no a girl i liked punche d me there all the time
HypsAprilicious [1:58 A.M.]: ok, make me understand ..
HypsAprilicious [1:58 A.M.]: WHY Did she do it the 1st time
Rrobert60014 [1:59 A.M.]: i dont rememvber
HypsAprilicious [1:59 A.M.]: but you remember getting hard enough to want it all the time
Rrobert60014 [2:00 A.M.]: yea
HypsAprilicious [2:00 A.M.]: interesting
HypsAprilicious [2:01 A.M.]: and how old are you now?
Rrobert60014 [2:02 A.M.]: 25
HypsAprilicious [2:02 A.M.]: do you not know how old you are ?? Been kicked one too many times if you ask me
HypsAprilicious [2:03 A.M.]: so how often does a woman take you up on this Ball kicking fetish ?
Rrobert60014 [2:03 A.M.]: not very
HypsAprilicious [2:04 A.M.]: when was the last time?
Rrobert60014 [2:05 A.M.]: xccouple weeks
Rrobert60014 [2:05 A.M.]: a stripper during a lap dance
HypsAprilicious [2:06 A.M.]: and now i'm curious how much did you have to pay for that
Rrobert60014 [2:07 A.M.]: not any extra just asked
HypsAprilicious [2:08 A.M.]: hmmm interesting, i'll have to ask my sister who's a stripper what she'd charge for something like that
Rrobert60014 [2:09 A.M.]: ;-)
HypsAprilicious [2:10 A.M.]: so other than this stripper, who doesn't charge extra for favors, who was your last "relationship" or "date" that kicked you in the balls
Rrobert60014 [2:10 A.M.]: oh friends iguess
HypsAprilicious [2:11 A.M.]: so never, any lovers, or relationship people Rrobert60014 [2:11 A.M.]: no
HypsAprilicious [2:12 A.M.]: and do you ever ask them to do it ?? Rrobert60014 [2:14 A.M.]: yea
HypsAprilicious [2:14 A.M.]: i'm guessing probably not by the silence, and my guess would be b/c you're embarassed to do it.. rightfully so .. but anyhow have a great night
Rrobert60014 [2:15 A.M.]: ok gn
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
So, ok .. i'm off in my own little world, chatting and playing a game and out of Nowhere this jackass Im's me ..
CatsBroncos [7:30 P.M.]: I believe in communication, compromising, listening, understanding, caring, talking things out without fighting, lots of romance, and kissing, going out or just staying home, traveling, flowers for any reason, or just because, candlelight dinners, bubble baths, and my special massage...I give a very intimate, full body massage that will melt you from head to toe and then some, and if I do it just right,I can cause you to orgasm without intercourse...unless you want that, too
CatsBroncos [7:32 P.M.]: learn to spell and the room knows me
HypsAprilicious [7:32 P.M.]: dude get the hell out of my Im's i don't care if the room knows you or not
CatsBroncos [7:32 P.M.]: thanks for the cuss word..thats a TOS
HypsAprilicious [7:33 P.M.]: awww
HypsAprilicious [7:33 P.M.]: and your Im to me, is harassment
HypsAprilicious [7:33 P.M.]: right back at ya skippy
CatsBroncos [7:33 P.M.]: junta tu madre?
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: how cute
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: trying to insult me in different languages now
CatsBroncos [7:35 P.M.]: notice the room is dogging u..not me
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: umm
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: guess again genius .. no one is dogging me
CatsBroncos [7:36 P.M.]: yes they are 6 of us casue u are on block u cant see it HypsAprilicious [7:36 P.M.]: are you mental ? only time i can't see what YOU are typing is when I have you on ignore, dumbass
HypsAprilicious [7:39 P.M.]: gee you got kinda quiet, is it b/c you're a moron and you were caught being wrong ?
CatsBroncos [7:39 P.M.]: nope im talking in the room..learn to read
HypsAprilicious [7:40 P.M.]: and which room would that be ? the Room of Invisible Genius' ?
now seriously come on .. if you're going to try and get ass online.. don't try and get it from me, you won't succeed; hell you won't get it from any of the women i chat with.... We are woman enough to get laid OFF the computer .. but good luck finding people that wanna listen to your spastastic spiel.
CatsBroncos [7:30 P.M.]: I believe in communication, compromising, listening, understanding, caring, talking things out without fighting, lots of romance, and kissing, going out or just staying home, traveling, flowers for any reason, or just because, candlelight dinners, bubble baths, and my special massage...I give a very intimate, full body massage that will melt you from head to toe and then some, and if I do it just right,I can cause you to orgasm without intercourse...unless you want that, too
CatsBroncos [7:32 P.M.]: learn to spell and the room knows me
HypsAprilicious [7:32 P.M.]: dude get the hell out of my Im's i don't care if the room knows you or not
CatsBroncos [7:32 P.M.]: thanks for the cuss word..thats a TOS
HypsAprilicious [7:33 P.M.]: awww
HypsAprilicious [7:33 P.M.]: and your Im to me, is harassment
HypsAprilicious [7:33 P.M.]: right back at ya skippy
CatsBroncos [7:33 P.M.]: junta tu madre?
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: how cute
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: trying to insult me in different languages now
CatsBroncos [7:35 P.M.]: notice the room is dogging u..not me
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: umm
HypsAprilicious [7:35 P.M.]: guess again genius .. no one is dogging me
CatsBroncos [7:36 P.M.]: yes they are 6 of us casue u are on block u cant see it HypsAprilicious [7:36 P.M.]: are you mental ? only time i can't see what YOU are typing is when I have you on ignore, dumbass
HypsAprilicious [7:39 P.M.]: gee you got kinda quiet, is it b/c you're a moron and you were caught being wrong ?
CatsBroncos [7:39 P.M.]: nope im talking in the room..learn to read
HypsAprilicious [7:40 P.M.]: and which room would that be ? the Room of Invisible Genius' ?
now seriously come on .. if you're going to try and get ass online.. don't try and get it from me, you won't succeed; hell you won't get it from any of the women i chat with.... We are woman enough to get laid OFF the computer .. but good luck finding people that wanna listen to your spastastic spiel.
The Burden of Stupid people...
All my life I’ve come across stupid people, I’ve come to expect people to be stupid, and I’m usually not let down by that assumption., Lets face it .. I work with High School students, who could be stupider then them??? So, when I find intelligent people I treasure them like Eskimos would treasure electric blankets covered in whale fat powered by a bucket sized cold fusion reactor. Of course I am on AOL way more than is healthy, that’s one reason I always find stupid people to interact with, this is all fine and something I take in stride. It’s when you come across people that aren't’t meant to be stupid yet are... is when you lose that little faith you had left in humanity.
Oh the Burden of it... I know that I am not the "brightest crayon in the box", but I pride myself in having the ability to differentiate between what is a dumb mistake, and what is just plain and simple fucking stupid. I work daily amongst people, and since moving back home and having "upgraded" to a city of aprox 3 million whom are constantly making "asses of themselves with acts of vanity, ambition and plain stupidity," So today I had one of those "moments"...
The lesson I learned today: I understand that people have to start at the basics of anything before they can get any better (which is why we have a education system), but for the love of all that’s holy (Eskimos in their bucket sized cold fusion reactor powered, whale fat covered, electric blankets) do these people not think before they speak? Do they not have the simplest form of common sense?? watch tv, read articles on the web, ask people, learn mistakes others’ made, experiment on your own computer or borrow books from a library before you make a ass of yourself out in the real world. I understand that everyone makes mistakes but how many uneducated people are we going to push out into the world before we realize that there is a problem??
Oh the Burden of it... I know that I am not the "brightest crayon in the box", but I pride myself in having the ability to differentiate between what is a dumb mistake, and what is just plain and simple fucking stupid. I work daily amongst people, and since moving back home and having "upgraded" to a city of aprox 3 million whom are constantly making "asses of themselves with acts of vanity, ambition and plain stupidity," So today I had one of those "moments"...
On my lunch break I decided to call my auto insurance company and change from Ohio insurance to Kentucky, not a big deal... or so I thought. I have no idea what state that they connected me to all I know is it was somewhere south, and I hope to God that it wasn't in Kentucky. I explain to the lady what I am calling for. The woman who was taking the call, after a awkward pause asks where Kentucky is, and as I tried to explain to her, she interrupts and says, "Look, I’m not stupid or anything, but what state is it in?"
WHAT DO YOU SAY BACK TO THAT?
Seriously? Do you come back with, "are you really this stupid?"... do you let is pass and just say it over again, do you calmly explain, and hope that she might get it? That statement really leaves you no where to go. As I informed her that Kentucky was a state all to its self, I could tell that she had no idea what she has asked me, nor did she care, which made me think as a educator, what the hell is going on in the school systems these days. It is so disheartening to see uneducated people out in the world functioning. Statistically 17 percent of Americans can not read or write, and while that is disturbing in and of its self, what makes me even more sick is the fact that on top of that 35 percent are functioning illiterate, and are able to read and write their name, and form 3 letter sentences in writing
The lesson I learned today: I understand that people have to start at the basics of anything before they can get any better (which is why we have a education system), but for the love of all that’s holy (Eskimos in their bucket sized cold fusion reactor powered, whale fat covered, electric blankets) do these people not think before they speak? Do they not have the simplest form of common sense?? watch tv, read articles on the web, ask people, learn mistakes others’ made, experiment on your own computer or borrow books from a library before you make a ass of yourself out in the real world. I understand that everyone makes mistakes but how many uneducated people are we going to push out into the world before we realize that there is a problem??
Monday, January 1, 2007
We need to teach people how to have class online
OK.. People need to grow the fuck up and stop being a bunch of whining little pansies! I'm beyond sick and tired of people getting pissed off at me when I say NO to them asking for cyber and or phone sex; and them in turn go and yell and scream to AOL about how i harassed them. It is fucking absurd!!! Makes me think I'm on some kind of High alert system with them for anytime i say something that someone isn't going to like .. Assholes **alert alert April said something .. better TOS her**
Example: This afternoon .. this guy chatting w/ myself and Sammi, called me a black lesbian (yeah yeah i know .. lmfao), but anyhow, I in turn called him a friggin moron .. and guess who got in trouble... Yup, you guessed it.. ME .. lil ol me! **for the record, i'm not black, nor a lesbian.... i'm white and i'm BI, big difference)
Lol, yet another example of random bullshit .. Same room different schmuck. This guy Im's me.. asks me .. "do you want to play?" i said "NO" .. should've stopped there.. then he goes "how big are your tits?" .. ugh fucking assholes .. I say "big enough!" .. he gets all pissed the fuck off b/c I wouldn't tell him. It's not like he's going to see the fucking things, so why does he need to know how big they are..... Correct?? i thought so !!! So then he's like "are you shaved?" .. i'm like UGH WTF! .....
SO I ignore him, and go back to talkin to Sammi in the room and i said and i will quote myself "i'm sick and tired of dealing w/ men who think w/ the head between their legs and not the one on their shoulders!" .. and this other moron a "therapist" .. of all people tries to lecture me about i should let it go and just get over it. lmfao you fucking people have your nerve.. a girl says NO .. she means NO ..
I've got a man and i'm quite happy with him, thank you very fucking much!.. It says it on my g'damn profile, i'm here to chat .. i'm not there for cyber, i'm not there to have phone sex, i'm not there to help every horny tom dick and harry get their fucking rocks off!
So respect what my profile says ... IF they even read it to begin with!!! .. and leave me the fuck alone unless you want to have a normal conversation w/out asking me .. if i'm horny, what i'm wearing, how big my tits are and all that other bogus shit. I'm not there for that!!!
I make a random statement in a room, someone doesn't like it b/c it was pretty much relating to him, and he Cries to AOL .. I called him a MORON, lmfao .. and i got a TOS. *smfh*
People can go off and call everyone and anyone a hoe and a bitch and every other name in the book; they can use the "N" word like it's goin out of style, but "I" call one person a moron and i get a TOS .. anyone else see a problem here???
I was making a point this afternoon about not all women are online to be harassed and asked if they want sex, and imagine my surprise when I'm the one who gets in trouble. Wait i'm not surprised, scratch that idea. Seems kinda stupid to me, but hey what the hell do I know, i'm only a paying customer to AOL; my opinions and concerns don't matter, do they? I mean really. Last time i lost my account, i sent mail to the TOS general .. i've Yet to hear back on that one, but then again, maybe it's b/c .. i referred to the men asking for cyber and not getting it and getting all pissy .. to a rapist being told to go ahead and rape your victim, her feelings dont' matter.
Oh well.. now that i got the 1st one over and done w/ .. lets see how long before the 2nd one comes into play.
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Example: This afternoon .. this guy chatting w/ myself and Sammi, called me a black lesbian (yeah yeah i know .. lmfao), but anyhow, I in turn called him a friggin moron .. and guess who got in trouble... Yup, you guessed it.. ME .. lil ol me! **for the record, i'm not black, nor a lesbian.... i'm white and i'm BI, big difference)
Lol, yet another example of random bullshit .. Same room different schmuck. This guy Im's me.. asks me .. "do you want to play?" i said "NO" .. should've stopped there.. then he goes "how big are your tits?" .. ugh fucking assholes .. I say "big enough!" .. he gets all pissed the fuck off b/c I wouldn't tell him. It's not like he's going to see the fucking things, so why does he need to know how big they are..... Correct?? i thought so !!! So then he's like "are you shaved?" .. i'm like UGH WTF! .....
SO I ignore him, and go back to talkin to Sammi in the room and i said and i will quote myself "i'm sick and tired of dealing w/ men who think w/ the head between their legs and not the one on their shoulders!" .. and this other moron a "therapist" .. of all people tries to lecture me about i should let it go and just get over it. lmfao you fucking people have your nerve.. a girl says NO .. she means NO ..
I've got a man and i'm quite happy with him, thank you very fucking much!.. It says it on my g'damn profile, i'm here to chat .. i'm not there for cyber, i'm not there to have phone sex, i'm not there to help every horny tom dick and harry get their fucking rocks off!
So respect what my profile says ... IF they even read it to begin with!!! .. and leave me the fuck alone unless you want to have a normal conversation w/out asking me .. if i'm horny, what i'm wearing, how big my tits are and all that other bogus shit. I'm not there for that!!!
I make a random statement in a room, someone doesn't like it b/c it was pretty much relating to him, and he Cries to AOL .. I called him a MORON, lmfao .. and i got a TOS. *smfh*
People can go off and call everyone and anyone a hoe and a bitch and every other name in the book; they can use the "N" word like it's goin out of style, but "I" call one person a moron and i get a TOS .. anyone else see a problem here???
I was making a point this afternoon about not all women are online to be harassed and asked if they want sex, and imagine my surprise when I'm the one who gets in trouble. Wait i'm not surprised, scratch that idea. Seems kinda stupid to me, but hey what the hell do I know, i'm only a paying customer to AOL; my opinions and concerns don't matter, do they? I mean really. Last time i lost my account, i sent mail to the TOS general .. i've Yet to hear back on that one, but then again, maybe it's b/c .. i referred to the men asking for cyber and not getting it and getting all pissy .. to a rapist being told to go ahead and rape your victim, her feelings dont' matter.
Oh well.. now that i got the 1st one over and done w/ .. lets see how long before the 2nd one comes into play.
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Ehh this was my myspace blog.. I share.. I was reading something the other day that really just didn't sit well with me, it was a article that first of all had a person that took them selves way to seriously, I cant stand people that have delusions of grandeur. But, as I read on it really just pissed me off it refereed to advice on dating as “economic principles of supply and demand.”
So that got me to thinking .. are WE putting ourselves “on the market?” This analogy for dating, where female commodities meet male demands, is distorted. Being bold enough to initiate conversation or return a phone call is where real confidence is demonstrated, and where the kind of respect and honesty that makes relationships work is begun. If we truly are “happy, busy, and content with [our] lives” then we a) should not need therapists, b) should have a life just as busy as his, and c) should not have to worry about talking too much, since conversation does more than fill awkward pauses with idle banter
Furthermore, the kind of guy who goes for a girl who pays for her own meals on occasion — or at least offers to — and returns phone calls is not the kind of guy who is only looking for “a nice rack.” In fact, I would argue that if you are sharing in some of the expenses that make a relationship fun, then he will appreciate you for more than your physical endowments and in return respect you for your self-sufficiency.
what happened to the men that appreciate the feminine mystique ??? *grins and nods*
So that got me to thinking .. are WE putting ourselves “on the market?” This analogy for dating, where female commodities meet male demands, is distorted. Being bold enough to initiate conversation or return a phone call is where real confidence is demonstrated, and where the kind of respect and honesty that makes relationships work is begun. If we truly are “happy, busy, and content with [our] lives” then we a) should not need therapists, b) should have a life just as busy as his, and c) should not have to worry about talking too much, since conversation does more than fill awkward pauses with idle banter
Furthermore, the kind of guy who goes for a girl who pays for her own meals on occasion — or at least offers to — and returns phone calls is not the kind of guy who is only looking for “a nice rack.” In fact, I would argue that if you are sharing in some of the expenses that make a relationship fun, then he will appreciate you for more than your physical endowments and in return respect you for your self-sufficiency.
what happened to the men that appreciate the feminine mystique ??? *grins and nods*
My thoughts
- Happy New Years Girls!! Hope that everyone had a kick ass night last night.. and that the New Year has started off to some kind of wonderful. I have come the conclusion that after the "Bomb" that was 2006, 2007 just has to out and out be fanfuckingtastic, or I have no hope at all. Have I mentioned that I LOVE this thing?? I have to think and really ponder about my first real blog on here.. but its going to be loverly.
I think that this is going to be well needed, and hilarious when we want to get away and Vent about life, or the people on AOL with the Delusions of grandeur, and those men that are in need of personality dialysis....
Happy New Year
Hey everyone it's April.... Happy New Year
I'm staying true to my word and going ahead and making my 1st post of the new year.
~ so last night for me wasn't all that exciting, i spent time w/ my family and then chatted w/ most of you on here last night. I never have been really big on New Year's and that's ok with me; just another day for people to get drunk and party and i kinda got over that a few years back. Next year, however, the girls are going to get together and We will get our party on...haven't decided where yet, but I will say it's going to be alot of fun. *grins*
~~ on a side note... I was hoping that it'd turn out to be a bit less repetitive on here, with all the people asking for cyber and phone sex and trying to send out naked pics, but alas.. the motto for the year is going to be "New Year, Same Schmo's"... works don'tcha think??? haha
Enjoy - i'll write more later .. and remember .. you can comment. We Don't Bite... Unless asked :) and even then we're kinda picky. ;)
~~april~~
I'm staying true to my word and going ahead and making my 1st post of the new year.
~ so last night for me wasn't all that exciting, i spent time w/ my family and then chatted w/ most of you on here last night. I never have been really big on New Year's and that's ok with me; just another day for people to get drunk and party and i kinda got over that a few years back. Next year, however, the girls are going to get together and We will get our party on...haven't decided where yet, but I will say it's going to be alot of fun. *grins*
~~ on a side note... I was hoping that it'd turn out to be a bit less repetitive on here, with all the people asking for cyber and phone sex and trying to send out naked pics, but alas.. the motto for the year is going to be "New Year, Same Schmo's"... works don'tcha think??? haha
Enjoy - i'll write more later .. and remember .. you can comment. We Don't Bite... Unless asked :) and even then we're kinda picky. ;)
~~april~~
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